*Do bald people get dandruff?                                                                 *Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
*What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
*If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
*Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
*Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
*How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
*Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
**Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?**
*Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
*Do stairs go up or down?
*When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
*Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
*Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
*Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
*If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
*Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
*Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
*If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
*"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
*Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
*Are marbles made of marble?
*Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
*Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
*Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?*
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?*
*Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
*If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
*Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
*In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
*How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
*Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
*Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
*"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
*Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?*
*Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
*What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
*Why are chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
*How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
*If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
*Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
*Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
*Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
*Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?*
*Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
*Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
*Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
*Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
*If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?